Blue

Blue


Music and Lyrics by Mat Greaves

I’m sorry lovely ladies,
but I’ve found the perfect woman
I love her, she gorgeous, she’s mine.
And she goes wherever I go,
and she makes my life sublime.

Some people, them say to me,
“I don’t think this is wise.
To fall in love with one such as her,”
and I love her sunken blue eyes.

And her cold blue skin,
so silky smooth,
I hardly even notice
Her body is hard as a stone,
due to her rigor mortis.

But the love we share is so true,
my beloved Blue,
Oh the love we share is true,
my beautiful, beloved Blue.

She never argues with me,
and she never provokes a fight,
And she never, ever objects,
to making love to me every night.

Our ice-cold passion boils my blood,
as I pull out handfuls of her hair
She never moans, and she never complains,
like a puppet she smiles and stares.

Lying there next to me,
Blue looks so very calm.
Perhaps some day I’ll do the right thing,
and have my Blue embalmed.

But the love we share is so true,
my beloved Blue,
Oh the love we share is true,
my adorable, beloved Blue.

Oooh Oooh Oooh.
Oooh Oooh Oooh.
Ooh oh, Blue! Ooh oh, Blue!
Oooh Oh oh ooh ooh…

I’ve only one complaint good friends,
one complaint to say
That sometimes while making love,
Blue’s maggots them get in the way.
And every now and again,
I must beat off all of the rats.

But thank god she’ll never get old or pregnant
And thank god she’ll never get fat
Just thinner!

And people them tell me,
“Gogu you’re going to hell.”
I just ignore them,
Like I ignore my beloved Blue’s smell.

But the love we share is so true,
my beloved Blue,
Oh the love we share is true,
my beautiful,
my adorable,
my ice cold beloved Blue.

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