Spooky Sauce

  • All Among the Goblins
  • Be Merry My Friends Be Merry
  • Duende
  • Dusk ‘Till Dawn ‘Till Dusk Again
  • Grandpa Gogu’s Advice
  • I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus
  • Justice
  • Opre Strigoi
  • P.S.A.
  • Proverbs of the Dead
  • Romale
  • Sage Madness
  • Vild Rover
  • We Are the Walking Dead
  • All Among the Goblins


    Music and Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    Now has come October
    And Halloween’s begun
    The ghosts and ghouls and goblins
    Are frightening everyone

    The pumpkins bright and orange
    They glow with fiery grins
    And the necromancing goblin
    Summons magic from within

    (Chorus)
    All among the goblins
    Corpses will arise
    For the necromancing goblin
    Who grins with glowing eyes

    The troll is like a boulder
    He’s stony as can be
    The ghost is like a gust of wind
    Dancing wistfully

    The witches fly above us
    And cackle wickedly
    And the necromancing goblin
    Is singing hauntingly

    Chorus

    The ghouls are like a wheat field
    They lurch and lean and sway
    The vampire is a man leach
    Who fears the light of day
    The bats are just like angels
    Who’ve no need for the sun
    And the necromancing goblin
    Knows every single one

    Chorus (x2)

    Now has come October
    And Halloween’s at hand
    The fairies flee in terror
    They just don’t understand
    The gypsy band starts playing
    And music fills the air
    And the necromancing goblin
    Delivers all the scares

    Chorus (x2)

    Be Merry My Friends Be Merry


    Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    Did you ever think as the hearse goes by,
    That you would be the next to die,
    They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
    From your head down to your feet.
    They put you in a big black box,
    And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
    All goes well for about a week,
    Then your coffin begins to leak!

    The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
    The worms play pinochle on your snout,
    Them eat your eyes, them eat your nose,
    Them eat the jelly betwixt your toes.

    A big green worm with rolling eyes
    Drinks a toast to your demise
    Your stomach turns a slimy green,
    And pus pours out like whipping cream.
    You’ll spread it on a slice of bread,
    That’s what you’ll eat when you’re dead.
    Guts and innards turn to slime,
    The worms all sing it’s crawling time!

    The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
    The worms play pinochle on your snout,
    Them eat your eyes, them eat your nose,
    Them eat the jelly betwixt your toes.

    Be merry my friends
    Be merry my friends
    Be merry my friends
    Be merry my friends, be merry!

    Your eyes fall in,
    Your hair falls out,
    Your brains all tum to sauerkraut,
    Guts and innards liquefy,
    This is what it is to die!

    The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
    The worms play pinochle on your snout,
    Them eat your eyes, them eat your nose,
    Them eat the jelly betwixt your toes.

    The Gypsy sings a haunting song
    And hopes that you might sing along
    Wine of ages fills your cup
    Here we come to dig you up!

    The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
    The worms play pinochle on your snout,
    Them eat your eyes, them eat your nose,
    Them eat the jelly betwixt your toes. (X3)

    Be merry my friends
    Be merry my friends
    Be merry my friends
    Be merry my friends, be merry!

    Duende


    Instrumental

    Duende!

    Dusk ‘Till Dawn ‘Till Dusk Again


    Music and Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    We’ve walked all over God’s land
    Sailed oceans far and wide
    Camped in the hottest deserts
    And on freezing mountain sides

    We’ve been welcomed in some towns
    And we’ve been thrown out of most
    We’ve passed through some with stones thrown at us
    And we passed through some like ghosts

    Now we’re here for you
    Our wonderful new found friends
    And we want you to party with us…

    From dusk ‘till dawn,‘ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk agaaaaaaaain, hey!
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again

    From the mountains in Romania
    To the deserts of Sahara
    I have roamed…

    From Moscow to Albania
    To the heart of Lithuania
    I have roamed…

    From Budapest in Hungary
    To India to Tripoli
    l have roamed…
    …to you
    Our wonderful new found friends
    So raise your glass and party with us…

    From dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,‘ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,‘ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk agaaaaaaaain, hey!
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again

    We’ve performed in palaces
    Performed in caves
    We’ve performed for nobles
    We’ve performed for slaves
    We’ve performed for angels and demons as well
    We’ve performed in heaven, we’ve performed in hell

    All our lives to the bitter end
    To the afterlife and back again
    We are Gallows Humor
    Into madness we all descend
    So raise your voice and sing with us

    From dusk ‘till dawn,‘ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again

    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk agaaaaaaaain, hey!
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again

    From dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,‘ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk again
    Dusk ‘till dawn,’ till dusk agaaaaaaaain….

    Grandpa Gogu’s Advice


    Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    I’ll tell you about my grandfather,
    He was very wise
    A bony man with long white hair,
    and glowing yellow eyes
    Priceless gems of wisdom flowing
    from his twisted mind
    My gypsy grandfather Gogu
    He was one of a kind.

    When I was little chavo
    Grandpa Gogu came to me
    He taught me about the spot betwixt
    The stomach and the knees
    Told me where to press and
    made me practice every night
    Until Grandma Gogu sat up and screamed
    “Yes he’s got it right!”

    Grandfather was smart
    He was never mean
    He taught me how to use my hands
    and how to flick the bean
    Now I’m a straight shooter
    When it comes to lady cooter
    Grandpa Gogu, I’ll always love you so!

    When I was fifteen years of age
    I could not find a date
    There was not any pretty girls
    To whom I could relate
    Grandpa Gogu said there’s one
    detail you have missed
    He said, “Never underestimate
    importance of the fist.”

    Grandfather was smart,
    He gave me good advice
    Some girls they like it rough,
    They don’t want you to play nice.
    Make sure she is pleased,
    Make double sure she’s not diseased
    Grandpa Gogu, I’ll always love you so!

    One day lovely damsel
    Randomly got pissed at me
    She blows up in my face I wondered
    What could problem be
    I ask Grandpa Gogu, “Hey
    what advice you’ve got?”
    He said “Shove that goblin tongue
    inside her bloody honey pot.”

    Oh! Grandfather was smart,
    He gave me several talks
    How to earn my bloody bat wings
    deep inside her bloody box
    When she’s oozing viscous slime,
    Get on your knees it’s drinking time.
    Grandpa Gogu, I’ll always love you so!

    On Hallow’s Eve he said
    Gogu let’s go find you a mate
    He took me to a cemetery
    Where we jumped the gate
    Up the hill deep inside a
    crypt we both did go.
    In lantern light he smiled and
    whispered corpses don’t say no.

    Oh! Grandfather was smart
    He knew just what to do
    He introduced me to my
    beautiful, beloved Blue!
    Sure she might be dead,
    but at least she’s great in bed!
    Grandpa Gogu, I’ll always love you so!

    Then there came the day
    When Grandpa Gogu had to die.
    He sat there in his rocking chair
    I began to cry,
    A hundred years of perfect health
    What could make you sick?
    He said he let the Belles of Bedlam’s
    Granny suck his dick.

    Oh, Grandfather was smart
    He lived life with no regrets
    Even when it came to
    unprotected oral sex!

    Grandfather was smart,
    He loved to have good fun.
    Especially when it came to
    Vintage Granny Irish gums

    Grandfather was smart
    He never let me down
    He’s the reason I became
    A creepy gypsy clown

    Grandfather was smart
    He never was a fool
    Now he dances at our shows
    As creepy zombie ghoul

    You were my bestest friend
    From dusk till dawn till dusk again
    Grandpa Gogu, I will always love you so!
    Oh Grandpa Gogu, I will always love you so!

    I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus


    Words and Music by Mat Greaves

    I saw Mother kissing Krampus
    Late one cold December night
    I saw Mother sucking on his tongue
    His appearance gave me quite a fright

    Head to toe in coarse black hair
    Horns curved like a caribou
    Red and yellow glowing eyes
    Birch stick for hitting you

    I saw Mother kissing Krampus
    Who knew Mother was such a sleeze
    I saw her tying back her hair
    I saw her dropping to her knees

    Krampusnacht
    I’m scared frozen
    Oooh Krampusnacht
    Scheiße meine Hosen

    I saw Mother blowing Krampus
    As he beat her with birch stick
    I hear her squeal and moan
    I hear her gagging on his Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!

    Krampusnacht
    I’m scared frozen
    Oooh Krampusnacht
    Scheiße meine Hosen

    I saw Mother riding Krampus
    I walk out into the room
    Krampus smiles at me
    I knew this was my doom

    I saw Mother boning Krampus
    Mother stares right at me
    And then she grips me by the throat
    “Do you know who your father be?

    Krampus… Sired you…
    Sooo now I beat naughty children too.”

    Oooh Krampusnacht
    I’m scared frozen
    Oooh Krampusnacht
    Scheiße meine Hosen

    Scheiße meine Hosen
    Scheiße meine Hosen
    Scheiße meine Hosen

    I saw mother kissing Krampus…

    Justice


    Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    In the town of Belfast there lived a beautiful young girl,
    You would think that she was Queen of the Land,
    Her eyes they shown like diamonds,
    And her hair hung over her shoulders,
    Tied up with a black velvet band.
    Tied up with a cursed black velvet band.

    She met with a handsome nobleman,
    He slipped a strong drink in her hand,
    What happened that night, no one else would say.
    But she was beaten black and blue,
    She was ravaged and ashamed,
    But of course, the nobleman, no one blamed
    And she cried,

    JUSTICE! For the scoundrel,
    JUSTICE! For that son of a bitch,
    JUSTICE! He said does not suit the rich! (x2)

    She limped home the next morning, hoping that all was the same,
    Months passed, and she could not hide her shame.
    When her townsfolk and family shunned her, and then forced her out of the land,
    A mother with a burden unplanned.
    All alone with her cursed black velvet band.
    But still nobody blamed the noble man.
    And she cried.

    JUSTICE! For the scoundrel,
    JUSTICE! For the son of a bitch,
    JUSTICE! She said, passes over the rich!

    Oh she cried…
    JUSTICE! For the scoundrel,
    JUSTICE! For the son of a bitch,
    JUSTICE! She said, just a word to the rich!

    Hey!

    (bridge)

    She met with a crazy Gypsy band
    While wandering through the land,
    We rolled up in our caravan,
    We said we’ll take good care of you
    Oh and your little chavo too,
    But you’ll have to lose that cursed black velvet band.
    And she said, “Let’s give it to the nobleman!”
    And we sang…

    JUSTICE! For the scoundrel,
    JUSTICE! For that son of a bitch,
    JUSTICE! For the poor and the rich! (x2)

    So it was, back to Belfast, it was, back to the bar,
    Where we met with the same nobleman
    She snuck up oh so quietly, ever so gracefully,
    She slipped him that cursed black velvet band
    And whispered,

    JUSTICE! For the scoundrel,
    JUSTICE! For that son of a bitch,
    JUSTICE! For the poor, and the rich! (x2)

    That night we all made noble shoes,
    That night we all ate noble stew,
    And said goodbye to the nobleman. Good-bye-aye-aye-aye-aye
    Now his noble shit remains, from a gallows tree they hang,
    Tied with a cursed black velvet band.

    And her eyes they flame like fire, you’d think she was queen of the damned,
    And her hair tied up in a black leather band,
    Her eyes they flame like fire, and she roams with our caravan,
    And her hair, tied up in a black leather band.

    And we sing…

    JUSTICE! For the scoundrel,
    JUSTICE! For that son of a bitch,
    JUSTICE! For the poor, and the rich! (x4)

    Opre Strigoi

    by Marian Von Gogu

    (Chorus)
    Opre Roma, opre strigoi, opre shimulo
    Opre Roma, opre strigoi, here we go! (2x)

    Instrumental

    Open up all the mausoleums, the crypts, and the sarcophagi
    Dig up all the coffins, I promise they’ll bring you back after you die.

    Instrumental

    All you sinners and you saints, all you living and you dancing dead,
    Remove all of your restraints, and let’s paint the town red

    (Chorus)
    Open up all the mausoleums, the crypts, and the sarcophagi
    Dig up all the coffins, I promise they’ll bring you back after you die.
    All you sinners and you saints, all you living and you dancing dead,
    Remove all of your restraints, and let’s paint the town red!

    Chorus
    Bridge

    There will be no long sleep for me, nothing so sacred
    I make my home at the Gallows Tree, I am the most lively of the dead
    (grooooooooooooove)

    Opre Roma, opre strigoi, opre shimulo

    When we die for the last time, it’s straight to the promised land we go
    Where all the wagon wheels are made of solid gold, and the rivers run with red wine,
    And Jesus Christo will open up the gates, and say, “It’s Drinking Time!”

    Solos

    Chorus
    All you sinners and you saints, all you living and you dancing dead,
    Remove all of your restraints, and let’s paint the town red! (2x)

    P.S.A.


    by Mat Greaves

    You may have escaped La Llorona
    And fled the clutches of Bathory
    You may have given back the curse of Llamia
    And chanted in the mirror Bloody Mary

    There is one being so terrifying
    None of the others can scare you like he can
    He’s the Tall, emaciated, faceless ghoul
    The one they call
    Slender Man

    Slender Man, Slender Man
    The tall, emaciated Slender Man
    Slender Man, Slender Man
    He’s killing all the
    Killing all the
    Killing all the
    Kids because he can

    You might like spooky ravioli
    Macabre mac ‘n cheese is tasty too
    But my favorite creepy pasta
    Requires no face or a business suit

    He’s Slender Man, Slender Man
    Waist size 26 for Slender Man
    Slender Man, Slender Man
    And he’s killing all the
    Killing all the
    Killing all the
    Kids because he can

    You may not fear the Rake
    And you may have made it through NoEnd House
    You may not fear Jeff the Killer
    And you may have sat through Suicide Mouse

    But when you’re wandering through creepy forest
    Collect all 8 pages if you can
    Then you might escape the tenticlation
    Of Slender, Slender, Slender, Slender… Man

    He’s Slender Man, Slender Man
    Low carb diets keep him Slender Man
    Slender Man, Slender Man
    Slender Man, Slender Man
    And he’s Killing all the
    Killing all the
    Killing all the
    Kids because he can

    Listen close now little chavaly
    This is where the tale comes to an end
    No matter what you think Slender Man has tell you
    That’s no excuse to stab your friend

    Slender Man, Slender Man
    Exercising keeps him Slender Man
    Slender Man, Slender Man
    And he’s killing all the
    Killing all the
    Killing all the
    Kids because he can

    He’s Slender Man, Slender Man
    The creepy pasta shit has hit the fan
    Slender Man, Slender Man
    And he’s killing all the
    Killing all the
    Killing all the
    Kids because he can
    Because he can

    Proverbs of the Dead

    Music and Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    Coffins don’t need pillows l heard grandfather say
    Because everything is comfortable when you have passed away
    Worms they forgive shovels so long as they are fed
    So listen little chavos these are proverbs of the dead

    (Chorus)
    Tick tock tick tock when your time is up
    You’ll be fine as long as wine of ages fills your cup
    And the nightmares that used to haunt you now are child’s play
    So seize the witching hour just as you would seize the day!

    Ghosts all need a place to haunt l heard grandfather say
    Because existence can be so boring when you’ve passed away
    Grab your loved ones ankles from underneath their beds
    And then they’ll say good riddance! These are proverbs of the dead!

    Chorus

    Zombies all need flesh to nom I heard grandfather say
    Because normal food just tastes disgusting when you’ve passed away
    Make sure that you nom a soldier after he’s been wed
    And then his wife is taken care of! Proverbs of the dead!

    Chorus x2

    Seize the witching hour just as you would seize the day!

    Romale


    by Mat Greaves

    Traveling, traveling everywhere, never getting any rest
    Caravan is always rolling this is what we love the best
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    Wheels spinning all the time
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    Constantly drinking red wine

    My grandfather Gogu told us, everything he thought we should know
    But when the road forks different ways, Grandfather which we do we go
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    Sunny road easy to see
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    But the misty path holds mystery

    Roma roma Romale
    Spȃnzurătoare Umor! (x4)

    (short bridge)

    When I was little chavo I took First Communion thirteen times
    In thirteen different churches just so that I could drink thirteen wines
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    He turned water into wine
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    It was Jesus Christo drinking time!

    Roma roma Romale
    Spȃnzurătoare Umor! (x4)

    And tell me, everything about yourself that you wish to know
    And tell me, all the countries that you wish to go to
    Dance with me in the pale moonlight
    Sing with us as the wolf howls tonight!

    (bridge)

    While traveling through Vardo pass deep in Transylvania
    I met with Pavel Malikov who wandered from Carpathia, he said,
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    Play that dark accordion
    Hoy yoy yoy yoy
    Romale chavale is so much fun!

    Roma roma Romale
    Spȃnzurătoare Umor! (x4)

    And tell me, everything about yourself that you wish to know
    And tell me, all the countries that you wish to go to
    Dance with me in the pale moonlight
    Sing with us as the wolf howls tonight.

    (short bridge)

    Roma roma Romale
    Spȃnzurătoare Umor! (x4)

    (slow bridge, speeding up)

    Roma roma Romale
    Spȃnzurătoare Umor! (x4)

    And tell me, everything about yourself that you wish to know
    And tell me, all the countries that you wish to go to
    Dance with me in the pale moonlight
    Sing with us as the wolf howls tonight.

    Roma roma Romale
    Spȃnzurătoare Umor! (x4)

    Sage Madness


    Music and Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    Some say I’m delusional but I disagree
    When it comes to sage-y wisdom I ams have great wealth
    Every now and then, I pull out my chessboard
    And it never fails, I outsmart myself

    (Chorus)
    I cannot conform, even if I tried
    I have been this insane ever since the night I died
    Drink all night, sing all day
    Undead Gypsies here to stay
    Oh oh we will never fall in line

    I care not for gold or silver nor care I for fancy jewels
    All that wealth is useless when it can’t buy what you need
    Freedom happiness and love, this is what I’m thinking of
    And every now and then a throat on which to feed

    I cannot conform, even if I tried
    I have been this insane ever since the night I died
    Drink all night, sing all day
    Undead Gypsies here to stay
    Oh oh we will never fall in line

    Whether male or female slut, in a palace or mud hut
    You can be a fool as easily as can be wise
    Whether you are Irish boozer or a plain old drunken loser
    Freedom can be yours when your dreams are realized

    Since the night that I was born, to the night my life was taken
    Everybody says Gogu, you are one of a kind
    Since I cut my own self loose
    From my twisted scratchy noose
    I’m doing well considering I lost my mind

    I cannot conform, even if I tried
    I have been this insane ever since the night I died
    Drink all night, sing all day
    Undead Gypsies here to stay
    Oh oh we will never fall in line

    Whether male or female slut, in a palace or mud hut
    You can be a fool as easily as can be wise
    Whether you are Irish boozer or a plain old drunken loser
    Freedom can be yours when your dreams are realized

    After every single show, I will read the band’s tarot
    Just for making sure that we have not lost our way
    Magic, magic, crystal ball, who’s most insane of them all?
    “That would be you!” I heard my own voice say

    I cannot conform, even if I tried
    I have been this insane ever since the night I died
    Drink all night, sing all day
    Undead Gypsies here to stay
    Oh oh we will never fall in line

    We cannot conform, even if we tried
    We have been this insane ever since the night we died
    Drink all night, sing all day
    Undead Gypsies here to stay
    Oh oh we will never fall in line

    Oh oh we will never fall in line!

    Vild Rover


    Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    I’ve been a vild rover for quite some time,
    Spent all my moneys on absinthe and wine,
    Now I’m returning with gold in great store,
    Never will I play the vild rover no more
    Never will I play the vild rover no more.

    And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    Hup hup. Hey!

    I fell for a mermaid, from the deep blue sea
    I saw of rows of sharp teeth when she smiled at me
    We tired to 69 but left each other scarred
    She left tooth marks on my eel, as I ate her caviar
    She left tooth marks on my eel, as I ate her caviar!

    And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    Ha! Hup hup. Hey!

    I fell for a girl, she was a lycanthrope
    That means she’s a werewolf in case you didn’t know.
    She loved a good bone and she howled all the while,
    And every way we did it, it was always doggie style.
    And every way we did it, it was always doggie style!

    And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    Ha! Hup hup. Hey!

    I fell for a dancer, she danced beautifully
    With vampire fangs she said “Hey follow me.”
    We went to a lair, where each other’s blood we drank.
    I now have 10 STDs thanks to that skank
    I now have 10 STDs thanks to that skank!

    And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    Ha! Hup hup. Hey!

    I hooked up with a fairy who liked it kind of rough
    With the tying up and spanking, it was really kinky stuff.
    The safety words and shackles and the slapping all about
    She covered me in glitter and that shit doesn’t wash out
    She covered me in glitter and that shit doesn’t wash out!

    And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    Gaaa! Hup hup. Hey!

    I’ve been with every kind of girl as you can see
    Beauties and beasts who all left their mark on me
    But Blue is my favorite girl to carry off to bed
    I’ll have sex with the living, but I’ll make love to the dead
    I’ll have sex with the living, but I’ll make love to the dead

    No, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    No, nay never, no never no more
    Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.

    Hup hup. Hey!

    We Are the Walking Dead


    Music and Lyrics by Mat Greaves

    Rolled into town, walked into the square
    Everybody give to us a quizzical stare
    One girl asked us “Why the sunken eyes?”
    We replied, “We’ve already me with our demise.”

    ‘Twas many years ago, we were hung from gallows tree
    But we all came back thanks to necromancy
    That’s when Gallows Humor picked up instruments instead
    We are the walking dead

    We are the Walking Dead
    We are the Walking Dead
    We are the Walking Dead

    Ra-ta-ta-ta Ra-ta-ta-ta walking dead
    Ra-ta-ta-ta Ra-ta-ta-ta walking dead

    Then before you know it we were chased by angry mobs
    That’s when we decided we should probably get jobs
    People might not think that we were so creepy
    If we became productive members of society

    (spoken)
    Now as you know, it’s very difficult to find jobs in this economys
    Especially when you are undead gypsy types.
    Nevertheless, perseverance prevails.

    Misha tried to get a job as lovely wedding singer
    Instead she tore off both her arms and got job as bell ringer.
    Pavel got a job as a wagon crash test doll
    Selling gypsy wagons safely driven by all

    Uncle Rasputin got a job working real estate
    Selling lovely homes behind cemetery gates
    And my sister Nadja got a job at a nursery
    Scaring children half to death now they’re well behaved as can be

    And I got a job in a theatre and since I’m dead
    I can recite Shakespeare after pulling off my head
    We are the walking dead (x8)

    Ra-ta-ta-ta Ra-ta-ta-ta walking deaaaaaad

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