Vild Rover
Lyrics by Mat Greaves
I’ve been a vild rover for quite some time,
Spent all my moneys on absinthe and wine,
Now I’m returning with gold in great store,
Never will I play the vild rover no more
Never will I play the vild rover no more.
And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
Hup hup. Hey!
I fell for a mermaid, from the deep blue sea
I saw of rows of sharp teeth when she smiled at me
We tried to 69 but left each other scarred
She left tooth marks on my eel, as I ate her caviar
She left tooth marks on my eel, as I ate her caviar!
And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
Ha! Hup hup. Hey!
I fell for a girl, she was a lycanthrope
That means she’s a werewolf in case you didn’t know.
She loved a good bone and she howled all the while,
And every way we did it, it was always doggie style.
And every way we did it, it was always doggie style!
And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
Ha! Hup hup. Hey!
I fell for a dancer, she danced beautifully
With vampire fangs she said “Hey follow me.”
We went to a lair, where each other’s blood we drank.
I now have 10 STDs thanks to that skank
I now have 10 STDs thanks to that skank!
And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
Ha! Hup hup. Hey!
I hooked up with a fairy who liked it kind of rough
With the tying up and spanking, it was really kinky stuff.
The safety words and shackles and the slapping all about
She covered me in glitter and that shit doesn’t wash out
She covered me in glitter and that shit doesn’t wash out!
And it’s no, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
Gaaa! Hup hup. Hey!
I’ve been with every kind of girl as you can see
Beauties and beasts who all left their mark on me
But Blue is my favorite girl to carry off to bed
I’ll have sex with the living, but I’ll make love to the dead
I’ll have sex with the living, but I’ll make love to the dead
No, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
No, nay never, no never no more
Will I play, the vild rover, no never no more.
Hup hup. Hey!
