I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus
Words and Music by Mat Greaves
I saw Mother kissing Krampus
Late one cold December night
I saw Mother sucking on his tongue
His appearance gave me quite a fright
Head to toe in coarse black hair
Horns curved like a caribou
Red and yellow glowing eyes
Birch stick for hitting you
I saw Mother kissing Krampus
Who knew Mother was such a sleeze
I saw her tying back her hair
I saw her dropping to her knees
Krampusnacht
I’m scared frozen
Oooh Krampusnacht
Scheiße meine Hosen
I saw Mother blowing Krampus
As he beat her with birch stick
I hear her squeal and moan
I hear her gagging on his Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Krampusnacht
I’m scared frozen
Oooh Krampusnacht
Scheiße meine Hosen
I saw Mother riding Krampus
I walk out into the room
Krampus smiles at me
I knew this was my doom
I saw Mother boning Krampus
Mother stares right at me
And then she grips me by the throat
“Do you know who your father be?
Krampus… Sired you…
Sooo now I beat naughty children too.”
Oooh Krampusnacht
I’m scared frozen
Oooh Krampusnacht
Scheiße meine Hosen
Scheiße meine Hosen
Scheiße meine Hosen
Scheiße meine Hosen
I saw mother kissing Krampus…
