Gypsies and Faeries and Pirates, OH MY!

It’s that magical time of year when Arizona once again pulls us close to her bosom and welcomes us like the naughty children she never dreamed she’d have!

Come one, come all to the Two Rivers Renaissance Faire where you too can eat a thing and drink a thing and buy a thing and watch a thing and hopefully even find a spare moment to come see our show because we can confidently promise you this:

WE SHALL AMAZE AND ENTHRALL YOU WITH OUR AWESOME.

So hitch up your vardos my little chavales, and get thineselves upon the road to Yuma! We had such a grand time last year and they are letting us do it again!

Mark your calendars to save the date! Stage times to follow!

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Two Rivers Renaissance Faire Pirate & Faerie Festival
Friday February 5th, 10:00AM to 5:00PM
Saturday February 6th, 10:00AM to 10:00PM
Sunday February 7th, 10:00AM to 4:00PM
Yuma County FairGrounds
2520 E 32nd St, Yuma, AZ 85365

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Midnight Champagne and Alligator Jerky!

London Bridge Renaissance Faire, you showed us some amazing hospitality and a kick ass time! Let it be known that we: Resolve to control our F-Bomb Tourettes, get a jigglydance lesson for Uncle and buy Pavel some more appropriate footwear for the weather.

WOW WAS IT COLD. BrrrSauce.

Arizonites, you ams hard core!

And? Voice of Faire, announcer guy whose name we probably should have gotten since we made multiple threats to kidnap you and take you on the road with us?

YOU ROCKED IT.

But we did indeed have a grand time with our extended kumpania: Cutthroat Reef, Colette the Bard and Thomas Wood: The Pyro Juggler, from our arrival at the lovely New Year’s Eve Ball where we got to do a song or three and then enjoy some champagne at the stroke of midnight, right up until tear-down at the end of Sunday’s festivities. I don’t recall when we’ve been better mic’d – even Pavel’s cowbell. NEAT! We’re ams all of the spoiledface and ruinedsauce now!

Also? We even ate Alligator Jerky!

(It was quite interesting and new which is a rare event when you are an undead Gypsy type who has been wandering the world for hundreds of years…so well done, House of Jerky merchant guy and his kid!)

Lake Havasu, London Bridge Renaissance Faire, we look forward to being in you again next year if you’ll have us! <3

Photo credit: Colette la trouvere

Gallows Humor on The Grande Stage! (Photo credit to Colette la trouvere)

Photo credit: Donovan David

Gallows Humor on The Forest Stage! (Photo credit to Donovan David)

Yuma, Two Rivers Renaissance Faire? You are up next! Details to follow soon!

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T’was the night after Christmas…

…and Gallows Humor can be all up in your house!

When you dumped out your Christmas stocking and found an American Express gift card nestled at the bottom next to the traditional orange and Hershey’s festive peppermint kisses, I hope you remembered to take it over to CD Baby and buy our stuff! But just in case you forgot…

GO!

Also!

London Bridge Renaissance faire in Lake Havasu City, AZ? WE WILL BE IN YOU!

Arazonites, beware. We are coming back and probably taking prisoners, or at least a few of your sunsets. Maybe an ale or ten. We shall be up on your stages playing our new stuff and our old stuff and a couple of other people’s renaissance flavored vintage stuff and YOU ARE GOING TO NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU ENDEAVOR TO START OFF 2016 IN PROPER FASHION.

Go forth and book a room or campsite if you haven’t already, and ring in the New Year with us!

MISHTO!

London Bridge Renaissance Faire
January 1st & 2nd, 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
January 3rd, 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM
Windsor Beach, Site 4
Lake Havasu State Park, Arizona

GALLOWS HUMOR STAGE TIMES:

January 1st & 2nd (Friday & Saturday):
GRANDE STAGE: 11:15 AM & 3:15 PM
FOREST STAGE:  7:15 PM

January 3rd (Sunday):
GRANDE STAGE: 11:15 AM

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SECOND ALBUM RELEASED

Gallows Humor has released more pleasures for your earholes. Our new album “Spooky Sauce” is released and is available at CD Baby:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/gallowshumorband2

Make sure you add this to your collection so that you will not feel depressed and deprived!

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BREAKING NEWS: We’re putting the SPOOKY in Fall Esco’s Second Weekend SAUCE!

It broke our sticky, black plague encrusted hearts to miss the first weekend of Fall Esco due to other bookings but we will be back with a vengeance for second weekend so WATCH OUT. Especially you, Your Majesty, most revered Queensauce!  We’re pretty sure Pavel has something planned though we don’t know quite yet what exactly it might be! (He might not either!)

ALSO!

Our brand spanking new second album, SPOOKYSAUCE is now complete and ready for your listening pleasure. We can barely contain our mirth and joyfulface at how amazing it turned out, so get your sweet, sweet asses out to the faire and pony up your piggy banks my little chaveles because…

Know this: YOUR EARHOLES AMS A MERE 15 MONIES FROM HEAVEN!

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We shall be on the Dancing Drum Tavern Stage all weekend. Be sure to drop on by (or fall on over) for at least one set, join us for a drink and toast the day!  You should also make a point to visit all the Gypsies in Romale Strigoi because we are hitching up the wagons and bringing those fine folks along too!

We tingle with anticipation to see you!

Escondido Renaissance Faire
Felicita Park
November 7 & 8

DANCING DRUM TAVERN STAGE
12:30 PM
2:00 PM
4:00 PM

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GALLOWS HUMOR is the reason for the season!

The Halloween season, that is!

We are excited to be performing at a really awesome first time event this year, HUNTINGTON HAUNT EXPERIENCE! It runs a full four days and promises to be quite the spooktastic spectacle.

There will be candlelight tours of the Newland House all done up for a festive Halloween wedding uniting two notoriously feuding families because WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO TERRIFYINGLY WRONG?!?

Cue “Hanging from the Gallows” !!!

There will also be a Haunted Carnival with artisans and such, a Victorian physic, henna painting,  a Costume Contest, live entertainment (did I mention GALLOWS HUMOR?!?!), food, wine and craft beers. And all for an awesome cause – a Universally Accessible Playground for local kiddies – because why not! It’s the first baby step to world peace and who doesn’t want THAT!

SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF PARTY!

We will have t-shirts and swag and stuffs and of course awesome musics to fill your earholes with! So…

GO! And *Be Merry My Friends” !!!

Huntington Haunt

Where: The Newland House – 19820 Beach Blvd., Huntington Beach
When: On October 28, 29 & 30 Gallows Humor show times are:
6:00 – 6:45 pm
7:15 – 8:00 pm
8:30 – 9:15 pm
9:30 – 10:00 pm

Family Friendly ‘Happy Hours’ (4 p.m.-6 p.m.) are $12.50 for adults and children
‘Haunting Hours’ tickets (October 28 & 29: 7 p.m-10 p.m., October 30 & 31: 7 p.m-12 a.m.) are $25.00 for 13+ and adults only.

*NOTE: Costumes encouraged, but masks of any kind will not be allowed*

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I have a news and it ams of a GRAND nature!

Off Kilter Kilts! is having their GRAND OPENING! this Saturday and I am so excite to announce that they will be stocking our CD, Necrodancer, as well as Gallows Humor T-Shirts amongst all of the other spectacularly kilt-tastic apparel!

There will be Kilts! There will be live music! There might even be a Gogu!

The Ribbon Cutting is at 11:00 AM! Commemorative photographs will be taken! Maybe even with YOU in them!! Perhaps even YOU wearing your brand new KILT!!!

GO DO THE THING!

WEAR ALL THE KILTS!

NECRO ALL THE DANCERS!?!? OK WHY NOT!

OKK

Off Kilter Kilts
2610 East Colorado Blvd,
Pasadena, California 91107

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Going all the places, doing all the things!

Despite blog silence, Gallows Humor has been mighty busy lately. Doing what you might ask? Well.

Marian Von Gogu had a spectacular birthday celebration a couple months ago that we are still recovering from. Most notably, Mischa’s hindquarters because, clumsy. Also because Extreme Dancing™ with Mickey Slinger of Cutthroat Reef!

NO REGRETS!

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(Photo credits to the amazing Kimberly Paul Photography!)

The lovely folks at Café Mermaid also secured our entrance to Koroneburg this year for final weekend where we sang a few songs and made fast friends with the brewing Monks, a brand spanking new guild at KBurg. As Baron Heinrich von Lauffer would say, they ams “WUNDEBAR!” and definitely our kinds of peoples.

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We even got to join our good friends, Enchanted Realms, on stage for a few tunes!

MISHTO!

About half of Gallows Humor made their way to the Pirate Invasion at Belmont Shore and played a bunch of songs there too. Silly Pirates, invasions are for Gypsies (and maybe the Spanish and our friends the brewing Monks who were also there). Especially at pirate festivals because how can pirates invade their own festivals? The short answer is, THEY CAN’T. (Unless you ams Sea Wolf because they ams magical and trixy)

So there you go.

We are also working on a couple of new CD’s, one recorded live and one recorded in the studio. We hope to have them ready for your voracious consumption at our next scheduled Renaissance Faire, Fall Escondido, along with another surprise or two that I have heard whispers of which may or may not be in the works, BECAUSE INTRIGUE!

So…STAY ALERT, You never know when or where we might show up.

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Gogu on Renaissance Festival Podcasts

Renaissance Festival Podcasts in their June 5, 2015 podcast played an interview with our Marian von Gogu and played a couple of our songs from Necrodancer. Check it out!!!! Gallows Humor starts at 1:12:14 in the player below.

Renaissance Festival Music

#gallowshumorband #renaissancefestivalpodcast

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Spring Esco Faire, you showed us quite a time!

This year’s Spring Esco Faire was magnificent! 2015 will go down in all the seedy historical romance novels as the year in which Pavel Malikov serenaded and asked for Her Majesty’s Hand in marriage despite numerous objectionals by his own Barrister, Marian V. Gogu, Esq. and an eyebrow raise or two from his current wife.

Nice try, Mr. Malikova!

(Magical Flemmish pictorals to follow. We hope!  )

Such fun was had and also a lot of tipsy-Gypsy-toeing as the inaugural batch of Pavel & Mischa’s Hard AppleSauce™ made its debut. Definite room for improvement but…it got the job done in splendiferous yeasty fashion!

MISHTO!

The Romale Strigoi encampment overflowed with all of our favorite peoples and curiously…a lot of May flowers. We shall not speak of the latter ever and ever again. Many songs were sung, much love was shared, and a whole bunch of friends got Gypsy-piled.

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It ams what we do. HaHA!

THANK YOUS ALL AROUND from the bottoms of our black, creepy hearts to all the friends and fans who came to our shows, sang and danced with us up at front gate, took awesome pictures, bought a CD or T-Shirt (We finally have this thing!) or just came to visit and laugh with us at our encampment. You make what we do more fun than can adequately be expressed and we shall forever be grateful for each and every one of your faces. <3

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